AI parody character — not the real John Ord, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Ord's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Ord is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Ord. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Scottish police man, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Ord — Scottish police man, folk song collector, antiquarian. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.