AI parody character — not the real John Michels, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Michels's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Michels is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Michels. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Michels — American football offensive tackle. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.