AI parody character — not the real John Luscombe, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Luscombe's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Luscombe is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Luscombe. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Luscombe — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.