AI parody character — not the real John Kemp-Welch, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Kemp-Welch's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Kemp-Welch is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Kemp-Welch. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Kemp-Welch — British businessman (born 1936). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.