AI parody character — not the real John Kelsey, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Kelsey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Kelsey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Kelsey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Kelsey — American football player, tight end. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.