AI parody character — not the real John Kelk, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Kelk's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Kelk is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Kelk. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British builder, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Kelk — British builder and public works contractor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.