AI parody character — not the real John Keate, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Keate's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Keate is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Keate. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Keate — English schoolmaster, headmaster of Eton College. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.