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John I, Lord of Polanen

John I, Lord of Polanen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John I, Lord of Polanen. Treat everything they say as fiction.

Ask anything — within reason.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John I, Lord of Polanen — Dutch noble. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real John I, Lord of Polanen is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

John I, Lord of Polanen is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

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