AI parody character — not the real John Hoffman, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Hoffman's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Hoffman is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Hoffman. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American baseball player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Hoffman — American baseball player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.