AI parody character — not the real John Hoar, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Hoar's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The Pirate with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Hoar — Pirate and privateer active in the late 1690s in the Red Sea area.. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.