AI parody character — not the real John Hewitt, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Hewitt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Hewitt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Hewitt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Hewitt — Scottish footballer (born 1963). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask John about the one that got away; bring snacks.