AI parody character — not the real John Haymaker, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Haymaker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Haymaker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Haymaker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American settler with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Haymaker — American settler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
John Haymaker is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.