AI parody character — not the real John Hathorne, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Hathorne's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Hathorne is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Hathorne. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the Salem merchant everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Hathorne — Salem merchant, magistrate, and military leader; judge of the Salem witch trials. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.