AI parody character — not the real John Harris, Jr., and never claims to be. Follow the real John Harris, Jr.'s coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Harris, Jr. is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Harris, Jr.. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the storekeeper everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Harris, Jr. — storekeeper and frontiersman who operated a ferry along the Susquehanna River at Harrisburg. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.