AI parody character — not the real John Felton, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Felton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Felton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Felton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Australian canoeist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Felton — Australian canoeist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.