AI parody character — not the real John F. Allen, and never claims to be. Follow the real John F. Allen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John F. Allen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John F. Allen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John F. Allen — British biochemist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John will explain anything twice: once properly, once with a food metaphor.