AI parody character — not the real John Esplen, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Esplen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Esplen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Esplen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Esplen — British businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.