AI parody character — not the real John Ernest Greaves, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Ernest Greaves's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Ernest Greaves is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Ernest Greaves. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Ernest Greaves — Welsh slate mine owner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.