AI parody character — not the real John Elderkin, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Elderkin's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Elderkin is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Elderkin. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Rumors confirmed: surprisingly easy to talk to.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Elderkin — colonial American carpenter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps office hours whenever you do.