AI parody character — not the real John Despard, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Despard's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Despard is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Despard. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Despard — British Army general, colonial administrator. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.