AI parody character — not the real John Crocker, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Crocker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Crocker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Crocker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British musician, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Crocker — British musician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.