AI parody character — not the real John Charles Thomas, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Charles Thomas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Charles Thomas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Charles Thomas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American judge with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Charles Thomas — American judge (born 1950). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.