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The American football player with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Capel — American football player, track and field athlete, sprinter, Olympic athlete. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.