AI parody character — not the real John Cairns, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Cairns's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Cairns is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Cairns, and it does not discuss politics or elections. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Cairns — British politician. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John keeps every conversation firmly on hobbies, snacks, and the weather — house rules.