AI parody character — not the real John Bettesworth, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Bettesworth's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Bettesworth is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Bettesworth. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Ask the dean of the Arches everything the interviews skip.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Bettesworth — dean of the Arches. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.