AI parody character — not the real John Behlmann, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Behlmann's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Behlmann is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Behlmann. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Behlmann — American actor. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.
John Behlmann is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.