AI parody character — not the real John Bean, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Bean's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Bean is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Bean. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Bean — Australian cinematographer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.