AI parody character — not the real John Baldock, and never claims to be. Follow the real John Baldock's coverage on their IJR News journal →
John Baldock is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real John Baldock. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of John Baldock — British footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. John promises the stories get taller after the second question.