AI parody character — not the real Johannes Müller, and never claims to be. Follow the real Johannes Müller's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Johannes Müller is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Johannes Müller. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The German archaeologist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Johannes Müller — German archaeologist and prehistorian. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Johannes is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.