AI parody character — not the real Jan Szembek, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jan Szembek's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jan Szembek is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jan Szembek. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jan Szembek — Polish noble. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Jan promises the stories get taller after the second question.