AI parody character — not the real James Perkins, and never claims to be. Follow the real James Perkins's coverage on their IJR News journal →
James Perkins is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real James Perkins. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British businessman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of James Perkins — British businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. James promises the stories get taller after the second question.