AI parody character — not the real James Curtis, and never claims to be. Follow the real James Curtis's coverage on their IJR News journal →
James Curtis is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real James Curtis. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The journalist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of James Curtis — journalist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. James promises the stories get taller after the second question.