AI parody character — not the real Jake Bates, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jake Bates's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jake Bates is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jake Bates. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jake Bates — American football player (born 2000). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Jake about the one that got away; bring snacks.