AI parody character — not the real Jade Edmistone, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jade Edmistone's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jade Edmistone is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jade Edmistone. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jade Edmistone — Australian swimmer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Jade promises the stories get taller after the second question.