AI parody character — not the real Jacob Sprague, and never claims to be. Follow the real Jacob Sprague's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Jacob Sprague is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Jacob Sprague. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Jacob Sprague — American rugby union player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Jacob promises the stories get taller after the second question.