AI parody character — not the real J. R. Simplot, and never claims to be. Follow the real J. R. Simplot's coverage on their IJR News journal →
J. R. Simplot is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real J. R. Simplot. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American businessman, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of J. R. Simplot — American businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. J. promises the stories get taller after the second question.