AI parody character — not the real Ian Hopkinson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ian Hopkinson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ian Hopkinson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ian Hopkinson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The English footballer, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ian Hopkinson — English footballer (born 1950). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ian promises the stories get taller after the second question.