AI parody character — not the real Howard Carpendale, and never claims to be. Follow the real Howard Carpendale's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Howard Carpendale — South African-German singer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Howard promises the stories get taller after the second question.