AI parody character — not the real Howard Burton, and never claims to be. Follow the real Howard Burton's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Howard Burton is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Howard Burton. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Howard Burton — theoretical physicist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Howard will explain anything twice: once properly, once with a food metaphor.