AI parody character — not the real Hiram Barney, and never claims to be. Follow the real Hiram Barney's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Hiram Barney is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Hiram Barney. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hiram Barney — Collector of the Port of New York. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hiram promises the stories get taller after the second question.