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All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hewitt Pantaleoni — American ethnomusicologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hewitt keeps office hours whenever you do.