AI parody character — not the real Henry Birch, and never claims to be. Follow the real Henry Birch's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The CEO of The Rank Group with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Henry Birch — CEO of The Rank Group. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Henry promises the stories get taller after the second question.