AI parody character — not the real Hans Schmidt, and never claims to be. Follow the real Hans Schmidt's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Hans Schmidt is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Hans Schmidt. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hans Schmidt — bobsledder. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hans promises the stories get taller after the second question.