AI parody character — not the real Hans-Joachim Watzke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Hans-Joachim Watzke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Hans-Joachim Watzke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Hans-Joachim Watzke. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Hans-Joachim Watzke — German entrepreneur and football executive. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Hans-Joachim promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Hans-Joachim Watzke is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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