AI parody character — not the real Gordon Thomas, and never claims to be. Follow the real Gordon Thomas's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Gordon Thomas is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Gordon Thomas. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Gordon Thomas — American football coach. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Gordon promises the stories get taller after the second question.