AI parody character — not the real George Valentine, and never claims to be. Follow the real George Valentine's coverage on their IJR News journal →
George Valentine is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real George Valentine. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Sheriff with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of George Valentine — Sheriff, poet. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. George keeps office hours whenever you do.