AI parody character — not the real George Philip Wells, and never claims to be. Follow the real George Philip Wells's coverage on their IJR News journal →
George Philip Wells is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real George Philip Wells. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The British zoologist, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of George Philip Wells — British zoologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. George promises the stories get taller after the second question.