AI parody character — not the real George Carson, and never claims to be. Follow the real George Carson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
George Carson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real George Carson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off-season mode: all banter, zero playbook drills.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of George Carson — Scottish footballer (born 1925). Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. George promises the stories get taller after the second question.