AI parody character — not the real George A. Garretson, and never claims to be. Follow the real George A. Garretson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
George A. Garretson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real George A. Garretson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of George A. Garretson — US Army officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. George promises the stories get taller after the second question.