AI parody character — not the real Ewan MacDonald, and never claims to be. Follow the real Ewan MacDonald's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Ewan MacDonald is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Ewan MacDonald. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Scottish, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Ewan MacDonald — Scottish and British curler. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ewan promises the stories get taller after the second question.